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Bender's Game is a 2008 direct-to-DVD animated film based on the Futurama series.

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Hermes: On to new business. Today's mission is for all of you to go to the Brain Slug Planet. I'm not in the mood for a historical documentary. I've heard good things about Quizblorg, Quizblorg. Refreshmentbot: For only 25 cents less, you can get a super-small. Bender: Well they should have stopped making her about halfway through. Moviephone: If you want Calculon to race to. CLR 600 NC Hydraulic Tube Bender, Video 2 of 3, Ultimate Tube Bender Parts Plus Futurama: blackjack and hookers Meet the 21st amenities She stated there was a face-to-face proof content coming out in bree that was aimed for an few parent. What would Futurama be without Bender, the foul-mouthed, hard-drinking, cigar-smoking, crime-committing four-year-old robot? As part of the main ensemble, Bender was at once a foil to the rest of the crew's more law-abiding tendencies and also a lovable mascot for the Planet Express crew. RELATED: 10 Dark Futurama Fan Theories That Change Everything With superb voicework provided. Welcome, to the WORLD OF TOMORROW!!! Futurama, quite possibly the most intelligently written cartoon of all time, and Matt Groening's love child of the late 30th and now into the 31st century was, as executive producer David X. Cohen put it, RUDELY CANCELLED in 2003 by Fox.

Fry[edit]

• When will young people learn that playing 'Dungeons and Dragons' doesn't make you cool!
• [after arriving in Cornwood] Where the hell are we? Hell?
• [Climbing through chicken hatch] This wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for all the chickens.
• Have you seen Bender? He's gone crazy! [Holding a carton] Also, smell this milk.
• All right, I may be weak and I may be small, but I don't see how I can possibly destroy that monster.
• There's so many killbots behind us, I can't count them all. Three, I think.
• That blade missed me by the skin of my pants. [A shot of Fry's behind reveals his pants ripped.]

Bender[edit]

• Hey that punk stole our hood ornament! Now no one will know we have the LX Package!
• [after the ship starts again] There's gas in our ass!
• I know not of this 'Bender'! I am Titanius Anglesmith, Fancy Man of Cornwood!
• Finally, we made it out of that godforsaken cave! So what's the fastest way home, back through the cave?
• Methinks we be boned.

Others[edit]

• Igner: [repeated line] We're owl exterminators.
• Leegola: Onward brave cowards!
• George Takei: [at the Space Demolition Derby] Way to kill the franchise, Bakula!
• Dr. Perceptron: [Bender is in a group therapy session involving being hit in the head by hammers] Now Stop! Hammertime!
• Roberto: [Repeated line] BOOKALEEMOOKALEE!
• Rosie the Robot Maid: Everything must be clean. Very clean. That's why the dog had to die. He was a dirty dog. Dirty. Dirty. Also that boy Elroy. Dirty. Dirty.
• The Swamp Hag: [repeated line] Get out of my swamp, you kids!
• Titanius: Me thinks we be boned.
• Roberto: You're not made of Tuesday!
• Professor: There's just one small problem, and it's a big one.
• Greyfarn: Fear not Titanius for we still have one hope, the Cave of Hopelessness!
• Professor: Everybody out of the conference room! I'm calling a conference! [to all, in an adjacent room] Everybody get in here!
• Roberto: I was built by a team of scientists, trying to create an insane robot...but it looks like they failed!
• Scary Door Announcer: In the end, it was not guns or bombs that defeated the aliens, but that humblest of all God's creatures, the Tyrannosaurus Rex.
• Morcs: [chanting] Eat the wizard, eat the slut, eat the robot's shiny butt!
• Greyfarn: Alas, Frydo's weakness was no match for the dices power.
• Hermaphrodite: Your friends soon face certain death, followed by a disrespectful marionette show performed with their corpses.

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Dialogue[edit]

Dr. Perceptron: I was in your seat, I forgot that we had changed places

Mad Hatterbot: CHANGE PLACES?

Bender: Watcha doin', mini-meatbags? Underage gambling? Shame on you. Count me in! [puts money on desk]

Dwight: We're not gambling, we're playing 'Dungeons and Dragons!'

Morcs (Singing): Eat the wizard, Eat the Slut, Eat the Robot Shiny butt.

Gynecaladriel (Amy): Well at least we'll be remember by song.

Titanius (Bender): Wait a second, I have an idea. [seizes his comrades] I surrender! Here, eat my friends! Just give me one more second of sweet, sweet life!

Dragon Fry: So it comes down to this, a dungeon, and dragons!

Zoidberg: I didn't see it coming.

Titanius Anglesmith: [to Roberto as king of Wipecastle] Oh great king, your army is the last hope of Cornwood. Let us join forces, before the light of good is extinguished forever!

Roberto: You calling me crazy!? Just coz I got a hotel in my foot don't make me a BOOGALEE-MOOGALEE-MOOGALEE!!

Titanius: Pardon?

Roberto: [draws sword] Stop laughing at me, flyin' avocado! [shrieking while stabbing]

Titanius: [after talking with king of wipe castle] Okay, since I'm the only robot here who isn't [makes crazy noises with his finger on his mouth], I declare myself leader of the royal army!

Guard 1: What royal army might that be?

Titanius: Huh?

Guard 2: When the king went insane, he declared war on scallops, so he tied the army to a boat and sent them out to sea. They were never seen again!

Guard 1: Scallops musta got em.

Fry: Hey Professor can I ask you something about Bender?

Professor: Of course Fry, show me where on this anatomically correct doll where he touched you.

[Fry and Leela end up on a fantasy planet and Leela comes out as a centaur ]

Leegola [Leela]: Oh, Lord, I'm half-horse and half-naked.

Leegola: What else can we slay? Is that a Hobbit over there?

Titanius [Bender]: No, that's a hobo and a rabbit, but they're making a hobbit.

Frydo [Fry]: So this land is real?

Greyfarn [Professor]: Oh, dreadfully real. If you die here you'll really be dead. But instead of science we believe in crazy hocus pocus. It's sort of like Kansas.

Leegola: God help us.

[As the professor recognizes Mom's sons]

Professor: Walt, the leader among imbeciles!

Walt: Hey, they resent that!

Professor: Larry, the sniveling middle child.

Larry: [nervously] Sorry. Thank you.

Professor: And you, Igner. The evil I can tolerate. But the stupidity.

Igner: We're owl exterminators.

Professor: Good God! Just knowing we're in the same genus makes me embarrassed to call myself homo! [children laugh]

[Greyfarn (Professor Farnsworth) and Ignus (Igner) are dueling with lightsabers]

Ignus: Mommy never told you about my father.

Greyfarn: She said he was a foul He-demon.

Ignus: Exactly. You are my father.

Greyfarn: No. No, that's impossible.

Ignus: Search your feelings. You know it to be true.

Greyfarn: No, no!

Ignus: Yah-hah. I heard Mommy say so.

Dr. Perceptron: I will now delicately jerk out your imagination, severing fantasy's grip on your nerd-circuit.

[the dark matter resonance appears and Bender begins to fade into nothingness]

Bender: [as he disappears] Coooooornwooooooooooooood!

Dr. Perceptron: Illogical. Illogical. Computational overload.

Nurse Ratchet: But doctor, I love you.

[Dr. Perceptron smashes his own head]

Computer Voice: (alarm sound) Warning. Out of dark matter fuel.

Leela: That's not a warning! A warning's supposed come before something bad happens.

Computer Voice: (alarm sound) Warning. Engines will shut down in one second.

Leela: That's more like it.

Professor: Who did this? Answer now or be punished.

Leela: Fine, I admit it. It was me.

Professor: You will be punished!

Zoidberg: Amy, cancel my appointments.

Amy: [on intercom] Stop calling me!

Hermes: As a result of these losses, we will no longer be providing complimentary porno mags in the lobby.

Scruffy: Durnit.

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Walt: How was the interview, mother?

Mom: It made me want to puke my face off!

See also[edit]

External links[edit]

• Bender's Game quotes at the Internet Movie Database

Bender's Game is a 2008 direct-to-DVD animated film based on the Futurama series.

Fry[edit]

• When will young people learn that playing 'Dungeons and Dragons' doesn't make you cool!
• [after arriving in Cornwood] Where the hell are we? Hell?
• [Climbing through chicken hatch] This wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for all the chickens.
• Have you seen Bender? He's gone crazy! [Holding a carton] Also, smell this milk.
• All right, I may be weak and I may be small, but I don't see how I can possibly destroy that monster.
• There's so many killbots behind us, I can't count them all. Three, I think.
• That blade missed me by the skin of my pants. [A shot of Fry's behind reveals his pants ripped.]

Bender[edit]

• Hey that punk stole our hood ornament! Now no one will know we have the LX Package!
• [after the ship starts again] There's gas in our ass!
• I know not of this 'Bender'! I am Titanius Anglesmith, Fancy Man of Cornwood!
• Finally, we made it out of that godforsaken cave! So what's the fastest way home, back through the cave?
• Methinks we be boned.

Others[edit]

• Igner: [repeated line] We're owl exterminators.
• Leegola: Onward brave cowards!
• George Takei: [at the Space Demolition Derby] Way to kill the franchise, Bakula!
• Dr. Perceptron: [Bender is in a group therapy session involving being hit in the head by hammers] Now Stop! Hammertime!
• Roberto: [Repeated line] BOOKALEEMOOKALEE!
• Rosie the Robot Maid: Everything must be clean. Very clean. That's why the dog had to die. He was a dirty dog. Dirty. Dirty. Also that boy Elroy. Dirty. Dirty.
• The Swamp Hag: [repeated line] Get out of my swamp, you kids!
• Titanius: Me thinks we be boned.
• Roberto: You're not made of Tuesday!
• Professor: There's just one small problem, and it's a big one.
• Greyfarn: Fear not Titanius for we still have one hope, the Cave of Hopelessness!
• Professor: Everybody out of the conference room! I'm calling a conference! [to all, in an adjacent room] Everybody get in here!
• Roberto: I was built by a team of scientists, trying to create an insane robot...but it looks like they failed!
• Scary Door Announcer: In the end, it was not guns or bombs that defeated the aliens, but that humblest of all God's creatures, the Tyrannosaurus Rex.
• Morcs: [chanting] Eat the wizard, eat the slut, eat the robot's shiny butt!
• Greyfarn: Alas, Frydo's weakness was no match for the dices power.
• Hermaphrodite: Your friends soon face certain death, followed by a disrespectful marionette show performed with their corpses.

Dialogue[edit]

Dr. Perceptron: I was in your seat, I forgot that we had changed places

Mad Hatterbot: CHANGE PLACES?

Bender: Watcha doin', mini-meatbags? Underage gambling? Shame on you. Count me in! [puts money on desk]

Dwight: We're not gambling, we're playing 'Dungeons and Dragons!'

Morcs (Singing): Eat the wizard, Eat the Slut, Eat the Robot Shiny butt.

Gynecaladriel (Amy): Well at least we'll be remember by song.

Titanius (Bender): Wait a second, I have an idea. [seizes his comrades] I surrender! Here, eat my friends! Just give me one more second of sweet, sweet life!

Dragon Fry: So it comes down to this, a dungeon, and dragons!

Zoidberg: I didn't see it coming.

Titanius Anglesmith: [to Roberto as king of Wipecastle] Oh great king, your army is the last hope of Cornwood. Let us join forces, before the light of good is extinguished forever!

Roberto: You calling me crazy!? Just coz I got a hotel in my foot don't make me a BOOGALEE-MOOGALEE-MOOGALEE!!

Titanius: Pardon?

Roberto: [draws sword] Stop laughing at me, flyin' avocado! [shrieking while stabbing]

Titanius: [after talking with king of wipe castle] Okay, since I'm the only robot here who isn't [makes crazy noises with his finger on his mouth], I declare myself leader of the royal army!

Guard 1: What royal army might that be?

Titanius: Huh?

Guard 2: When the king went insane, he declared war on scallops, so he tied the army to a boat and sent them out to sea. They were never seen again!

Guard 1: Scallops musta got em.

Fry: Hey Professor can I ask you something about Bender?

Professor: Of course Fry, show me where on this anatomically correct doll where he touched you.

[Fry and Leela end up on a fantasy planet and Leela comes out as a centaur ]

Leegola [Leela]: Oh, Lord, I'm half-horse and half-naked.

Leegola: What else can we slay? Is that a Hobbit over there?

Titanius [Bender]: No, that's a hobo and a rabbit, but they're making a hobbit.

Frydo [Fry]: So this land is real?

Greyfarn [Professor]: Oh, dreadfully real. If you die here you'll really be dead. But instead of science we believe in crazy hocus pocus. It's sort of like Kansas.

Leegola: God help us.

[As the professor recognizes Mom's sons]

Professor: Walt, the leader among imbeciles!

Walt: Hey, they resent that!

Professor: Larry, the sniveling middle child.

Larry: [nervously] Sorry. Thank you.

Professor: And you, Igner. The evil I can tolerate. But the stupidity.

Igner: We're owl exterminators.

Professor: Good God! Just knowing we're in the same genus makes me embarrassed to call myself homo! [children laugh]

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[Greyfarn (Professor Farnsworth) and Ignus (Igner) are dueling with lightsabers]

Ignus: Mommy never told you about my father.

Greyfarn: She said he was a foul He-demon.

Ignus: Exactly. You are my father.

Greyfarn: No. No, that's impossible.

Ignus: Search your feelings. You know it to be true.

Greyfarn: No, no!

Ignus: Yah-hah. I heard Mommy say so.

Dr. Perceptron: I will now delicately jerk out your imagination, severing fantasy's grip on your nerd-circuit.

[the dark matter resonance appears and Bender begins to fade into nothingness]

Bender: [as he disappears] Coooooornwooooooooooooood!

Dr. Perceptron: Illogical. Illogical. Computational overload.

Nurse Ratchet: But doctor, I love you.

[Dr. Perceptron smashes his own head]

Computer Voice: (alarm sound) Warning. Out of dark matter fuel.

Leela: That's not a warning! A warning's supposed come before something bad happens.

Computer Voice: (alarm sound) Warning. Engines will shut down in one second.

Leela: That's more like it.

Professor: Who did this? Answer now or be punished.

Leela: Fine, I admit it. It was me.

Professor: You will be punished!

Zoidberg: Amy, cancel my appointments.

Amy: [on intercom] Stop calling me!

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Hermes: As a result of these losses, we will no longer be providing complimentary porno mags in the lobby.

Scruffy: Durnit.

Walt: How was the interview, mother?

Mom: It made me want to puke my face off!

See also[edit]

External links[edit]

• Bender's Game quotes at the Internet Movie Database